Secrets of a Christmas Elf by Ben Miller

Author:Ben Miller
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK
Published: 2022-11-10T00:00:00+00:00

Friday 7 December

Phew! I’m exhausted.

I never realised Dad went to so many events in the run up to Christmas! The schedule Steinar’s given us is packed really tight, and there’s barely time for toilet breaks, let alone a chance to explore the countries we visit. He keeps calling Fizz on her mobile to check up on us, too, to make sure we don’t miss anything – or anyone – out.

This morning we visited two more shopping centres. One in Dayton, Ohio, in the US and the other in Ghent in Belgium. On the outside, the children may have looked a little bit different, but on the inside they were exactly same, each and every one of them bursting with excitement to meet Father Christmas. Or rather, a robot that looked just like Father Christmas.

In the afternoon we visited a primary school in Nottingham in the UK, and after that we squeezed in a nursery in Kraków in Poland.

That’s where I am now, in a hotel on the edge of the city, with the sleigh and reindeer parked on the roof.

No news of Dad. I’m worried that another of my brothers and sisters has been caught, and the rest have asked for another day to save him.

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